Famous Orthopedic Surgeon Proposes Solution for Health Care Reform
Bree Johnston exclusive blog

In a stunning new development that may turn the tide of health care reform, world famous orthopedic surgeon Ben Bonebreak has found a solution to the country’s health care woes: spine transplants for Senate Democrats. The procedure, while only experimental, is being released as a compassionate treatment for our ailing country. Says Bonebreak “We have found the spine transplants to be effective in standing up to right wing talk show hosts. We don’t know if they will withstand the pressure of the health insurance lobby. We also don’t know if the Senate Democrats have enough viable spine tissue for the transplant to adhere to. However, it may be our only hope”.
Senate Democrats have scoffed at the treatment, claiming that their backbones are just fine. However, the Democratic base begs to differ.
The only snag is that no insurer other than publicly funded Medicare and Medicaid will pay for the procedure. Steven Hawking is appealing to the British National Health Service to step in.